We dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space, and discovered these Star Wars gifts—perfect for the rebel scum or imperial enthusiast in your life.
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Verily, a New Hope
William Shakespeare himself had a pretty significant impact on science fiction, so it makes sense that there’s an iambic pentameter retelling of Star Wars: A New Hope! Written by Ian Drescher in the Bard’s distinctive style, with gorgeous and hilarious illustrations, this book is a sure win for nerds who love Shakespeare as much as they love Star Wars.
Captain Phasma Faux Leather Jacket
This Her Universe Captain Phasma faux leather jacket is the ultimate in First Order fashion—and comes with pockets for your blaster.
BB-8 Alarm Clock
Never B-L8 again with a BB-8 alarm clock! Take this adorable little friend home, before Kylo Ren does.
Cat-Lo Ren Shirt
The furr-ce awakens with this sinister kitty tee designed by The Portalist staff.
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Death Star Waffle Maker
No Bothans were harmed in the making of this waffle maker. This fully operational breakfast must-have is made of stainless steel with a coated non-stick waffle plate, and comes with a one-year warranty.
Deathtrooper Fleece Robe
The deathtroopers from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story look truly terrifying … but this hooded deathrooper bathrobe just seems super cozy. Featuring two pockets and a helmet-like hood, this fleece robe is perfect for relaxing in after a long, hard day of crushing the Rebel Alliance.
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Star Wars: Rebels DVD
Star Wars: Rebels is one of the best pieces of Star Wars media out there right now. Season 2 of the animated show, which is enjoyable for both kids and adults, is now out on Blu-Ray and DVD.
R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set
The kitchen item you're looking for. Make cooking fun with some help from everyone's favorite astromech droid.
'I Love You' 'I Know' silhouette glasses
Toast to you and your love not being frozen in carbonite with these sweet glasses.
Let the Wookie—and yourself—win with this distinctive original design from The Portalist.
Lightsaber LED Umbrella
An elegant umbrella for a more civilized age.